// ============================================== // Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com // Free for all; but please leave in this header. // ============================================== var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this! // Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index! Quotation[0] = "\"Just because you may not be able to change overnight doesn't mean you should always leave it till tomorrow.\""; Quotation[1] = "\"When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.\"
Albert Einstein"; Quotation[2] = "\"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friends success.\"
Oscar Wilde"; Quotation[3] = "\"One swallow does not make a summer, neither does one fine day; similarly one day or brief time of happiness does not make a person entirely happy.\"
Aristotle"; Quotation[4] = "\"To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.\"
Confucius"; Quotation[5] = "\"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.\"
Friedrich Nietzsche"; Quotation[6] = "\"Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.\"
Henry David Thoreau"; Quotation[7] = "\"The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.\"
Ralph Waldo Emerson"; Quotation[8] = "\"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.\"
Benjamin Franklin"; Quotation[9] = "\"If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.\"
William Shakespeare"; Quotation[10] = "\"You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.\"
Abraham Lincoln"; Quotation[11] = "\"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.\"
Ambrose Redmoon"; Quotation[12] = "\"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.\"
Martin Luther King Jr."; Quotation[13] = "\"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.\"
George Bernard Shaw"; Quotation[14] = "\"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.\"
Groucho Marx"; Quotation[15] = "\"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.\"
Sir Francis Bacon"; Quotation[16] = "\"Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.\"
J. K. Rowling"; Quotation[17] = "\"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.\""; Quotation[18] = "\"Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.\"
Socrates"; Quotation[19] = "\"My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.\"
Oprah Winfrey"; Quotation[20] = "\"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.\"
Sir Winston Churchill"; Quotation[21] = "\"The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.\"
Thomas Jefferson"; Quotation[22] = "\"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.\"
Helen Keller"; Quotation[23] = "\"Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.\"
F. P. Jones"; Quotation[24] = "\"Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.\"
Eleanor Roosevelt"; Quotation[25] = "\"I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\"
Rita Rudner"; Quotation[26] = "\"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - its the size of the fight in the dog.\"
Dwight D. Eisenhower"; Quotation[27] = "\"The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.\"
Euripides"; Quotation[28] = "\"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.\"
Robert Frost"; Quotation[29] = "\"While it is true that technology waits for no man; stupidity will always stop to take on new passengers.\""; Quotation[30] = "\"You can tell a lot about a fellows character by his way of eating jellybeans.\"
Ronald Reagan"; Quotation[31] = "\"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.\"
Steven Wright"; Quotation[32] = "\"It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things.\"
Theodore Roosevelt"; Quotation[33] = "\"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.\"
Jane Austen"; Quotation[34] = "\"Appreciation is a wonderful thing It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.\"
Voltaire"; Quotation[35] = "\"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as ones hat keeps blowing off.\"
Woody Allen"; Quotation[36] = "\"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.\""; Quotation[37] = "\"When the herd turns on you and you're forced to run for it, try to look like you're leading the charge.\"
Lead Cow"; Quotation[38] = "\"Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better off than those who try to do nothing and succeed.\"
Lloyd James>"; Quotation[39] = "\"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.\"
Helen Keller"; Quotation[40] = "\"Wisdom too often never comes, and so one ought not to reject it merely because it comes late.\"
Felix Frankfurter"; Quotation[41] = "\"A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.\"
Patricia Neal"; Quotation[42] = "\"To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.\"
Og Mandino "; Quotation[43] = "\"The nerve that never relaxes, the eye that never blenches, the thought that never wanders, these are the masters of victory.\"
Burke"; Quotation[44] = "\"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is, that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won\'t.\"
H.W. Beecher"; Quotation[45] = "\"The divine insanity of noble minds, that never falters nor abates, but labors, endures, and waits, till all that it foresees it finds, or what it cannot find, creates.\"
Longfellow"; Quotation[46] = "\"Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too self-ful to seek other than itself.\"
Kahlil Gibran"; Quotation[47] = "\"The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future.\"
Herbert Spencer"; Quotation[48] = "\"Work for a cause, not for applause; Live to express, not to impress; Don't strive to make your presence noticed; Make your absence felt.\""; Quotation[49] = "\"Be more concerned about your character than your reputation. Your character is what you are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.\"
John Wooden"; // ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();